Ask Oprah. Ask Dr. Phil. Ask whoever runs Dear Abby and Ask Ann Landers these days. All popular asking locations. Now it’s Ask a Jihadist.
Al-Qaeda’s new leader and Osama bin Laden’s former top lieutenant, Egyptian doctor Ayman al-Zawahiri, has answers to your questions on a number of al-Qaida web sites. But don’t hurry to Google the site just yet.
The so-called “open interview” of Zawahiri wasn’t so open after all. True, anyone could find the web sites and leave questions for Zawahiri to answer. He just wasn’t obligated to read your question. Or, answer it.
In true American political style over substance, jihadist webmasters collected the questions and sent them to the Egyptian terrorist mastermind who, ostensibly, responded during breaks in his terror campaigns and evil plotting.
What questions would you pose to Al-Qaeda’s top dog?
A few come to mind: For example, ‘Why do you hate Americans so much,’ would be high on the list, of course, followed by, ‘What did the Jews ever do to you?‘
I presume that many questions from jihadists the world over would have to do with the finer points of bomb-making, how to strap explosives under a blouse or shirt, or the latest techniques in Zionist pig baiting.
The one question that won’t be asked is, “Where is Osama bin Laden hiding?“