While I seem to have something to say on almost any subject, whether anyone listens or not, I may find it interesting to know what you have to say. This is where you can contact me. Unfortunately, I don’t have a staff of personal assistants to read my email or to reply for me, so I’m burdened with the pleasure, and may not get back to you right away.

If you want money from me, I may not get back to you right away. Or ever. If you want to give me money, leave your phone number. If it’s about something else, then be patient while awaiting a reply. Patience is a virtue. I’ll be patient about my response, too.